i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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