he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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