You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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