No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
