well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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