Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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