I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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