ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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