If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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