Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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