I cockslap morals
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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