It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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