so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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