Me. At least after what I've been through.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
