i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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