You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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