Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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