watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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