I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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