how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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