Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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