i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
her facebook's as public as her vagina
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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