It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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