He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was like eating out sand paper
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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