SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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