Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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