He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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