I bet he comes in French.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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