She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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