dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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