So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
