i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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