There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
you made out with another girl for some wings
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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