I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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