Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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