I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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