Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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