So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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