Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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