what day is it and did you see me today?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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