Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Drake has all the answers
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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