That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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