this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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