i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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