i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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