I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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