Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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