That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Little spoons don't ask big questions
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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