seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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