went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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