Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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